NOTHING GETS ME MORE PISSED THEN WHEN PEOPLE CALL FILI “UGLIER THAN KILI” OR “THE DWARF YOU WOULD SETTLE FOR IF KILI REJECTED YOU” OMFG PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF AND LOVE FILI BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING
So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead